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How about ...
... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.
There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.
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Inevitable Faith:smileygrin:
There was a young man called Dan Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
And he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.
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There was a young lady from Morden
Who had one long tit and one short'un
To make up for that
She had a great hairy ??at
And a fart like a 650 Norton
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hahahaha, keep um coming lol
There was an old man from the port
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"That isn't a dick, it's a wart!"
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hahahaha, keep um coming lol
Really!!!!:smileyshocked:
A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.
:smileyhypnotized:
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hahahaha
ok, time to add a few familiar names in
There was a young fellow called Jumpy
Who was feeling a little bit grumpy
He dressed up as a clown
Went with Rich down the town
And both got some rumperty pumpy
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ok, ok I'm having fun now :smileygrin: Can you tell I have a little spare time on my hands
There was a young fellow called Rich
Who would drink, but there’s always a hitch
When he’d drank too much ale
He would go kinda pale
And often found drunk in a ditch
oh and the lovely Pandora
There was a wee lass called Pandora
Who had friends that would come and applaud ‘er
She was pretty of face
And looked stunning in lace
And everyone just simply adored ‘er
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hahahaha
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There was a young fellow called Jumpy
Who was feeling a little bit grumpy
He dressed up as a clown
Went with Rich down the town
And both got some rumperty pumpy
ROFLMFAO
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:smileygrin: you like hey
ok, one for Kee:
There was a young laddie called Kee
Who invited Miss Faith round for tea
It was set out for two
But she needed the loo
So she dashed up the stairs for a wee
Thalamus, why do you have an awkward name lol and Blencogo????
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oh! oh! and one for Seb
There once was a young guy called Seb
Who spent hours, and hours on the web
He’d IM his mate
Then realise it’s late
Say goodnight, and then trot off to bed