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lyapple
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How about ...

... a limerick marathon? Suggested rules:
Risqué but not pornographic.

There was a young lady from Blighty
Who wore the most terrible nighty.
When her friend said ‘Why do it?'
She said ‘They see through it,
And that guarantees me twice nightly'.

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faithx
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Inevitable Faith :innocent:
:smileygrin:

There was a young man called Dan Horn
Who wished he had never been born,
And he wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
That the end of the rubber was torn.

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Blencogo
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There was a young lady from Morden
Who had one long tit and one short'un
To make up for that
She had a great hairy ??at
And a fart like a 650 Norton

:smirk:

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faithx
Member

hahahaha, keep um coming lol

There was an old man from the port
Whose dick was incredibly short.
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"That isn't a dick, it's a wart!"

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Blencogo
Expert

hahahaha, keep um coming lol

Really!!!!:smileyshocked:

A pansy who lived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room,
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, and to whom.

:smileyhypnotized:

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faithx
Member

hahahaha

ok, time to add a few familiar names in :wink:

There was a young fellow called Jumpy
Who was feeling a little bit grumpy
He dressed up as a clown
Went with Rich down the town
And both got some rumperty pumpy

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faithx
Member

ok, ok I'm having fun now :smileygrin: Can you tell I have a little spare time on my hands :wink:

There was a young fellow called Rich
Who would drink, but there’s always a hitch
When he’d drank too much ale
He would go kinda pale
And often found drunk in a ditch

oh and the lovely Pandora :rose:

There was a wee lass called Pandora
Who had friends that would come and applaud ‘er
She was pretty of face
And looked stunning in lace
And everyone just simply adored ‘er

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Thalamus.
Champion

hahahaha :laughing:

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kee-lo_
Member

There was a young fellow called Jumpy
Who was feeling a little bit grumpy
He dressed up as a clown
Went with Rich down the town
And both got some rumperty pumpy


ROFLMFAO

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faithx
Member

:smileygrin: you like hey :cool:

ok, one for Kee:

There was a young laddie called Kee
Who invited Miss Faith round for tea
It was set out for two
But she needed the loo
So she dashed up the stairs for a wee

:tongue:

Thalamus, why do you have an awkward name lol and Blencogo????

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faithx
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oh! oh! and one for Seb :kissing_heart:

There once was a young guy called Seb
Who spent hours, and hours on the web
He’d IM his mate
Then realise it’s late
Say goodnight, and then trot off to bed

:cool: